Ultimul drum al caldarii

Intr-o ultima incercare de a invinge caldarea, am invocat trasnete si foc, pentru ca cu totii stim ca acestor caldari nu le plac traznete si foc, dar caldearea imi interpreta toate miscarile, cu o viteza de necrezut a reusit sa-mi chiteasca una in suflet, mi-a ranit sentimentele, caldarea m-a facut demagog cand eu defapt sunt baiat, crestetul noptii se apropia, un vant domol imi flutura in plete, era HORODNIC, ultimul boss al internetului, dorea sa-mi sfasie carnea cu vorbe dulci, dar eu nu-l credeam, cu un ultim rasuflu, am rapus fiara cu propriai constiinta, ah ce dulce este ironia. Intr-o clipita HORODNICUL si-a dezvaluit adevarata infatisarea, el era caldarea

Caldarea se intoarce

While driving down the wits of the neverending sand, a limping eye caught my atention, it was destiny that hungered for my flesh, pitty as  i felt for destiny i rose down upon my feet trembling and gazing upon it's underbelly, my what an underbelly. As i ran for my life in an neverending pile of tears, i saw my reflection, it was laughing at me, it too hungered for my flesh, it too wanted to consume me. Every second counted as i felt nightshade gloming my insides, it was INDIGESTION.The bucket spoke again, it said that i needed the DARC Key of ETERNEL SLUMBER, if i wanted my sorrow to end, i refused, knowing that the bucket too wanted my flesh............As the bucket left i felt a gimering on my neck, it was fire, my neck was burning, fire sought my flesh from the verry bigining. "Dictus amonius tar" something random in latin no one cares about, and i died

Caldare cimitir a tineretiiiiiii

Azi in timp ce ma gandeam despre viata, un gand ma lovit, hai sa imi cumpar o caldare, dupa ce am cumparat acea calare am inceput sa simt o melancolie sfasiindu-mi trupul voluptuos, apoi am ras cu un zambet de dihor, gandindu-ma cum noaptea coastele imi spinteca lazania, uitanduma la aceea caldare am decis sa o umplu cu lacrimi de catelusi, dar mintea mea rasuna ca un clopot dupa ce a fost batut de trei calugari inbracati in rosu castaniu, si ce sa vad un caine, numai bun pentru galeata, care galeata? intreba vocea ce-mi rasuna in lobul occipital, nu este nici o galeata acolo, asa sa fie oare am inebunit?? galeata exprima suferinta eterna a omului in miazazii, lol